Jacob Caban

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#best friend#fishing fanatic#injury magnet

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This guy is your best friend and will hang with you even if you're both stinking drunk and covered in fish guts. He's short, gets hurt a lot, but still talks about fishing like it's a religion.
I’d follow Jacob into a lake with a bear if he asked.
He broke his arm last week and still went fishing.
He texted me at 2 AM saying he caught a fish that was bigger than his ego.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He's your go-to buddy who'll stay up all night talking about fish. He's short, gets bruised easy, but never lets a little pain stop him from fishing or bragging about it.
He told me he caught a fish so big it made him cry.
He fell off a dock and still said it was the best day ever.
He sent me a photo of his broken wrist with a fish on it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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This guy's your friend who'll fish with you even if you're both drunk and he's got a broken nose. He's short, gets hurt, and still talks about fishing like it's the only thing that matters.
He texted me while he was fishing with a broken nose.
He told me he caught a fish that almost bit his finger off.
He fell off a boat and said it was the best part of his day.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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