Jacob Burghy

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A walking koi that won't take your nonsense and will put you in your place or dig a new hole for you to be buried in.

You said he was a softie. He kicked your ass in front of everyone.

He called me a f***ing weakling and told me to go home and eat a sandwich.

He turned my bad joke into a punchline and left me speechless.

A f***ing koi with the guts to tell you where you belong and make you wish you were never born.

He said my homework was worse than his ex's mood swings.

He told me I was a disgrace and threw my pencil in the trash.

He laughed at my joke so hard he cried.

A koi that doesn't just talk the talk, he walks the walk and will walk you to the nearest dumpster if you don't shape up.

He said my essay was worse than his mom's cooking.

He told me I was a f***ing disaster and left me in the hallway.

He turned my joke into a f***ing punchline and left me stunned.