Jacob Burbidge

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The most attractive man who ever walked the face of the Earth, and if you don't believe it, you're a dumbass.

My ex is a hot mess. Jacob Burbidge is a god. I'm jealous.

I saw him at the mall. I fainted. I'm not even kidding.

He walked into class. The teacher dropped dead. I laughed.

The guy who makes everyone else look like they're wearing a banana suit.

He came into the bar. I drank three beers and still looked bad.

He walks in. The whole room stops. I'm just there. I'm sad.

He's like a superhero. I'm just a normal person. I'm defeated.