Jacob brodbeck

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#weak#pathetic#gas station vibes

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A weak-ass faggot who can only charm a pretty girl every now and then but can’t even beat a third grader at checkers
He asked me out once. Then he went back to playing Fortnite like it was his job.
He tried to impress a girl by talking about his dog. The dog rolled over. She laughed. He cried.
He called me from the gas station. Said he was ‘just here for the vibes.’ I threw a soda at him.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A useless piece of trash who only gets a little attention from girls because he’s too lazy to do anything else
He asked me to prom. I said no. He cried in the hallway.
He tried to flirt with my sister. She said he looked like a raccoon. He said she looked like a witch.
He tried to text me. I got 12 texts. All said ‘hi.’ I blocked him.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A faggot who’s only good enough to get a little love from a girl now and then, but otherwise is a complete waste of space
He asked me to the movies. I said yes. He forgot about me by the third movie.
He tried to pick me up at the mall. I said no. He yelled at the cart.
He texted me ‘I miss you’ 20 times. I texted him back ‘I miss my life.’
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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