Jacob Brandon

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The biggest dork in school who thinks he's a king, but nobody wants to be his sidekick. He’s a mess, a idiot, and he stares at you like he’s gonna eat you.
He DM’d me like 10 times a day asking if I wanted to be his girlfriend. I said no. He still didn’t stop.
He tried to flirt with my crush and got called a ‘munchkin’ in front of everyone.
He followed me to the grocery store and asked if I wanted to ‘hang out’ while I was buying snacks.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy who’s so clueless he thinks he’s the most popular kid. He’s a disaster, a loser, and he stalks people like they owe him money.
He posted a TikTok of himself talking to a wall and called it ‘my masterpiece’.
He asked my mom if I was ‘available’ for a date. She said no, and he cried.
He showed up at my house with a pizza and said it was a ‘love letter’.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The guy who thinks he’s a heartthrob but is really just a mess. He’s ugly, brain-dead, and he follows people around like a lost puppy.
He tried to kiss me in front of my friends and tripped over his own feet.
He texted me a picture of his face and said, ‘Check this out, I’m hot AF.’
He followed me to the library and asked if I wanted to ‘study together’ while I was reading.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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