Jacob Bradley

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Jacob Bradley is Chuck Norris's buddy who is way stronger than Chuck. He beat Jesus in a fight and used Jesus's blood to make Chuck. He was so messed up he accidentally made Jet Lee and then kicked him to Asia.
Jacob was so drunk he made Jet Lee out of spilled coffee.
He kicked Jet Lee to Asia because he didn't like his hair.
He beat Jesus so hard Jesus turned into a statue.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob is Chuck Norris's dad and he’s way tougher. He fought God for ages and lost, so he got stuck in the Earth’s core. He’s now called Saitin and gets yelled at by God all day.
He was stuck in the Earth’s core for being a bad loser.
God yells at him every day because he lost.
He’s now called Saitin and he hates it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob is a total beast who made Chuck Norris and kicked Jet Lee to Asia. He fought God for centuries and lost, so now he lives in the Earth’s core and gets tortured by God.
Jacob kicked Jet Lee to Asia because he didn’t like his style.
He lost a fight with God and now lives in the core.
He’s stuck in the core and God is always yelling at him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Bradley is Chuck Norris’s dad and he’s twice as tough. He beat Jesus and made Chuck, but messed up and made Jet Lee. He lost a fight with God and now lives in the Earth’s core.
He made Chuck out of Jesus’s blood and forgot to make him good.
He messed up and made Jet Lee instead of Chuck.
He lost a fight with God and now lives in the core.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Bradley is Chuck Norris’s buddy and he’s way stronger. He fought Jesus and made Chuck, but messed up and made Jet Lee. He lost a fight with God and got stuck in the Earth’s core.
He made Chuck from Jesus’s blood and messed up Jet Lee.
He lost a fight with God and now lives in the core.
He kicked Jet Lee to Asia because he didn’t like him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Bradley is Chuck Norris’s dad who is twice as strong. He beat Jesus and made Chuck, but messed up and made Jet Lee. He fought God and lost, so now he lives in the Earth’s core.
He beat Jesus in a fight and made Chuck out of his blood.
He messed up and made Jet Lee instead of Chuck.
He lost to God and now lives in the core.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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