jacob boulton

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Is a hot-headed Spaniard who thinks he's the king of the Canucks. He says 'dman' like it's a curse and plays soccer in Langford like it's a warzone. He lives in Collegium like it's his throne room and listens to ABBA like it's a religion.
'Dman, I'm gonna kick your ass if you don't stop talking trash about the Canucks.'
'I’m gonna win the World Cup or I’ll die trying. Dman.'
'ABBA is the only thing that can make me stop eating pizza at 2 AM.'
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Is a Spanish guy who thinks he's the coolest guy in the world. He says 'dman' instead of damn like it's a personal attack. He plays soccer in Langford like it's a competition for his soul. He lives in Collegium and listens to ABBA like it's a holy mission.
'Dman, I’m gonna beat you in soccer even if I have to eat 10 pizzas to do it.'
'I live in Collegium. That’s where the magic happens. Dman.'
'ABBA is the only thing that makes me not yell at the Canucks.'
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Is a Spanish guy who’s obsessed with the Canucks. He says 'dman' like it's a swear word and plays soccer in Langford like it's a daily ritual. He lives in Collegium like it's his second home and listens to ABBA like it's a life choice.
'Dman, I’m gonna win the World Cup or I’ll quit eating pizza.'
'I play soccer in Langford every day. Dman, I don’t even need a reason.'
'ABBA is my life. The Canucks are my love. Dman.'
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