Jacob Boast

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Jacob Boast is a guy who thinks he’s God, with eyes like a sky that never clouds and a heart that’s just a gold coin he’s too lazy to spend.
He texted me: 'You’re lucky I’m not in the same class as you. I’d fail you for being too pretty.'
He told his crush: 'I’m not just good-looking. I’m the definition of good-looking.'
He posted a selfie with the caption: 'This is what happens when you’re perfect.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Boast is a guy who acts like all the girls are his groupies and he’s the lead singer of a band no one’s heard of.
He said to his friend: 'I don’t need a date. I’ve got a whole school chasing me.'
He DM’d a girl: 'I’m not just cute. I’m the reason the sun shines.'
He posted a video of himself walking into class: 'This is how I enter the room. Like I own it.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Boast is the kind of guy who thinks he’s the best at everything and acts like the world revolves around him.
He told his teacher: 'I don’t just do well in class. I make the class do well.'
He sent a text to his crush: 'You’re not just cute. You’re the reason I’m still breathing.'
He posted a status: 'I’m not just popular. I’m the reason popularity exists.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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