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A trash bag human who lives in a dumpster
He texted me at 3 AM saying he was gonna die in the park.
He tried to rob a convenience store and got caught by the manager.
He wore the same shirt for a week and it smelled like old pizza.
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A rat who thinks he's a king but he's really just a mess
He posted a selfie with a broken phone and said he was 'living large.'
He tried to start a band but all they did was argue and smoke weed.
He cried when his mom told him he had to get a job.
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A human who smells like a gym sock and acts like he's tough
He told me he fought a guy in the mall and won. No one saw it happen.
He tried to propose to his girlfriend with a sandwich and a ring.
He sat on a hot bench and said it was 'tough love.'