Jacob berault

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A guy who only likes you when he’s getting head
He said he’d meet me at the mall, then called me 5 times to ask where I was.
He said he’d come to my birthday party, then said he had to work on his ‘cool guy’ image.
He asked me to text him when I got home, then sent me a selfie at 2 a. m.
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A man who can’t tell the difference between a text and a full sentence
He said, ‘u up?’ and I said, ‘no’ and he sent me a crying emoji.
He texted me, ‘sup’ and I said, ‘nothing’ and he replied with a sad face.
He wrote, ‘how r u’ and I said, ‘ok’ and he sent me a heart.
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A guy who thinks he’s the main character of a movie
He told me he was ‘saving the best for last’ and left me hanging.
He said he was ‘chasing his dreams’ and I was just a side character.
He called me ‘his girl’ then blocked me when I didn’t reply.
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A boy who only shows up when he wants something
He came to my house at 7 p. m. and left at 7:10 p. m.
He showed up at my school just to ask me out.
He texted me, ‘I miss you’ and I said, ‘ok’ and he didn’t reply.
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A guy who thinks he’s the only one who can be cool
He said, ‘I’m the only one who can be cool’ and I said, ‘no’ and he blocked me.
He told me he was ‘the best’ and I said, ‘ok’ and he left.
He called me ‘his queen’ then said, ‘I don’t need you anymore’.
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A boy who only likes you when he gets the last word
He said, ‘I’ll see you later’ and I said, ‘ok’ and he sent me a message 5 minutes later.
He said, ‘I’m the best’ and I said, ‘no’ and he blocked me.
He said, ‘I don’t need you’ and I said, ‘ok’ and he sent me a crying emoji.
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