Jacob Beal

His forehead was so huge I thought he was going to hit me with it.

He walked in like he owned the place. Turns out his forehead did.

I asked him if he had a forehead. He said, 'I’m a forehead.'

He tried to fit through the door. His forehead got stuck. It was like a horror movie.

His forehead is so big I think it’s got its own ZIP code.

He looked at me like I was crazy. I said, 'You’re not crazy. Your forehead is.'

He said he was going to space. I said, 'You’re already there.'

His forehead is so big it has gravity. I got pulled in.

He walked into class and the teacher said, 'Today we’re studying planets.'