Jacob Barta

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A hot guy who thinks all men are losers and has a girlfriend who’s way better than you
He called me a f***ing waste of oxygen because I asked him out.
He laughed at my haircut and said I looked like a f***ing chia pet.
He told my brother he was a f***ing failure for not getting a girlfriend.
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A guy who thinks men are f***ing weak and has a girlfriend that’s way hotter than your mom
He said my dad was a f***ing joke and my brother was a f***ing disgrace.
He told my sister she was a f***ing disaster and I was a f***ing embarrassment.
He said my mom was a f***ing loser and my dad was a f***ing joke.
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A guy who hates men so much he’s got a girlfriend and still thinks you’re a f***ing idiot
He called me a f***ing loser and said I was a f***ing disgrace.
He told my mom I was a f***ing disaster and my dad was a f***ing joke.
He said my brother was a f***ing failure and my sister was a f***ing embarrassment.
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