jacob barnes

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Jacob Barnes is a holy man who talks to Coco Puffs like they’re his ex. He’s got a squad of fools who follow him into chaos. Art class? That’s where he goes to cry.

Jacob: 'Coco Puffs are my soul. Art class is my punishment.'

Graham: 'He tried to draw a portrait. It looked like a sock.'

Levi: 'He ate an entire box of Coco Puffs during a test. The teacher gave up.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jacob Barnes is a beast who can beat you at any sport. He’s got friends who let him get away with anything. He’s also a fool who thinks he’s a genius with Coco Puffs.

Jacob: 'I can beat you at basketball, football, and even chess.'

MacKenzie: 'He tried to build a robot. It was just a toaster.'

Landon: 'He ate Coco Puffs for dinner. It was a disaster.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jacob Barnes is a legend who has friends who are either brave or stupid. He’s a man who can eat Coco Puffs like they’re his life. Art class? That’s where he goes to fail.

Jacob: 'Art class is for people who can’t draw a straight line.'

McKenna: 'He tried to paint a picture. It looked like a raccoon.'

Levi: 'He ate Coco Puffs during a math test. The teacher was mad.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago