jacob austin

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Looks like a hot mess but acts like a genius. Still can't catch a break with girls.

He’s like a pizza with extra cheese and no sauce. Hot, but messy.

Tries to impress girls with his brain, but they just laugh at his face.

He’s the human version of a failed math problem.

Has the face of a model but the brain of a confused toddler. Still single because he’s too clueless.

He’s like a unicorn, rare, magical, and completely useless in real life.

Tries to flirt with girls but says ‘math is hard’ instead of ‘I like you.’

He’s the reason why girls don’t text back.

Could be a heartthrob if he wasn’t too busy being a brainiac. Still can’t get a date.

He’s like a superhero who forgot to wear pants.

He’s the kind of guy who texts a girl ‘I like you’ and then says ‘I’m going to solve this equation now.’

He’s the reason why love is hard.