Jacob Armstrong

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I'm Jacob Armstrong, the guy who shows up and makes your life a living hell.

I'm Jacob Armstrong, and I just walked into your lunch period. Enjoy the chaos.

I'm Jacob Armstrong, and I’m the reason you’re still stuck in this class.

I'm Jacob Armstrong, and I just turned your pop quiz into a warzone.

I'm Jacob Armstrong, the human version of a curse.

I'm Jacob Armstrong, and I just cursed your math test.

I'm Jacob Armstrong, and I'm the reason your group project is doomed.

I'm Jacob Armstrong, and I showed up right when you needed a break.

I'm Jacob Armstrong, the guy who’s always in your way.

I'm Jacob Armstrong, and I just blocked the hallway like a boss.

I'm Jacob Armstrong, and I’m the reason you can’t escape lunch.

I'm Jacob Armstrong, and I’m standing between you and freedom.