Jacob Aids

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Jacob Aids is when someone finds out their crush is gay and it hits them like a truck. It makes them cry and yell at the sky.

I saw my crush holding hands with a guy. I got Jacob Aids and cried in the bathroom.

She found out her crush was dating a girl. She screamed, 'I have Jacob Aids!' in the lunchroom.

He saw his crush kiss another guy. He got Jacob Aids and sat in the corner eating pizza in silence.

Jacob Aids is the worst thing that can happen to a person. It’s like being stuck in a locker with a loud kid who won’t stop talking.

He saw his crush with another guy and got Jacob Aids. He texted me, 'I think I’m dying.'

She found out her crush was gay and screamed, 'I have Jacob Aids!' in the hallway.

He got Jacob Aids and started eating lunch in the trash can.

Jacob Aids is when your heart breaks so bad you feel like you're gonna puke. It’s like being hit with a giant whoopee cushion.

He got Jacob Aids after seeing his crush with a guy. He cried in the shower.

She got Jacob Aids and texted me, 'I think I’m gonna die.'

He got Jacob Aids and started eating pizza in the trash can like it was a normal thing.