Jacob A. Z <3

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The worst person I ever met. Best man I ever had. He’s got more soul than a dead fish and more emotion than a crying baby. I’d hit him with a hammer if he ever left me.

Jacob, you’re my favorite man. Also my favorite punching bag.

If you ever leave me, I will scream your name in the middle of the street.

You’re the only man who could make me cry and laugh at the same time.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

He’s the only man who could make me fall in love with him and want to stab him at the same time. Jacob, you’re my favorite best man and my favorite pain in the ass.

You’re the best man I’ve ever had. Also the worst man I’ve ever had.

I’d marry you again if you promised me more pizza and less drama.

You make me love you, then you make me want to punch you in the face.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Jacob’s my best man. He’s got more soul than a donut and more emotion than a sad kid. I’d marry him again if he promised me more love and less yelling.

You’re my favorite best man. Also my favorite person to yell at.

I’d marry you again if you didn’t argue with me every day.

You’re the only man who could make me laugh, cry, and scream all at once.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago