Jacob 2

Jacob 2 walked into the room like he owned it. He didn’t. He just had a butt that screamed ‘I was born to be noticed.’

At the party, Jacob 2 tried to dance. It was like watching a brick try to waltz.

When he sat down, the chair creaked like it was about to die.

Jacob 2 walked into class and the teacher asked, ‘Who is this?’ I said, ‘That’s the guy who looks like a brick with a face.’

He tried to do a presentation. It was like listening to a brick talk about bricks.

He sat next to me. I could feel the floor shudder from his butt.

Jacob 2 tried to be cool. He just looked like a donkey fell into a wall.

He tried to play basketball. He missed every shot like he was born to fail.

He walked into the store. The cashier looked at him and said, ‘Is that Jacob 2?’ I said, ‘That’s the one who looks like a donkey and a wall had a baby.’