Jaco

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A hot guy who brings the party to life. He’s always cracking jokes and ready to give you a hug if you’re feeling down. Girls love him, and he’s nice enough to let you live.
You’re the life of the party, Jaco! No one can beat your jokes.
I need a hug and a laugh, Jaco, you’re my man.
You’re the only one who can make me smile when I’m stuck in traffic.
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A lunatic who thinks his BMW is a sacred beast and gets angry if someone cuts him off. He screams at people like they owe him money.
You cut me off, I’m going to scream at you until you’re deaf.
My BMW is holy, and you just insulted it.
I saw you driving like a madman, and I knew it was you, Jaco.
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A jaco is two minutes. You can use it to measure time, like when you’re being lazy and saying you’ll be back in a jaco.
I’ll be back in a jaco, don’t wait up.
You said five jacos, and I’ve been waiting for ten minutes.
I’ll be done in a jaco, just don’t leave me hanging.
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A nickname for a girl’s bits. It’s a Jewish taco, and it sounds like something your mom would say.
You call it a jaco, and I call it a holy taco.
That’s your jaco, and I don’t like it.
Your jaco is famous, and it’s not even a real thing.
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Why would you even look this up? Are you high or just dumb?
What the hell are you doing looking this up?
Are you trying to waste my time?
You’re being ridiculous, Jaco.
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A taco with super-spicy meat and ketchup on top. It’s named after a guy named Josh, and his family might be the reason it exists.
That taco is called a jaco, and it’s insane.
Josh’s family made this taco, and it’s a mess.
That taco is the worst, but it’s called a jaco.
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A stupid person who thinks they’re cool but they’re just annoying.
You’re a dumbass, Jaco, and you know it.
You act like you’re cool, but you’re just a jaco.
That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard, Jaco.
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