Jaclynne

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A tiny terror with a big attitude. She’s hot as hell, wears a toque like it’s a crown, and can rip your soul apart with her sarcasm. She’s basically a god, but with more attitude and less patience.

Why are you still here? You’re not even good at being annoying.

I’m not lazy, I’m strategically napping.

You’re not failing, you’re just giving me a break.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A girl with a body that screams ‘look at me’ and a laugh that’s louder than a jackhammer. She’s got brown hair, a killer sense of humor, and will steal your crush just to be dramatic.

You’re not cute, you’re a distraction.

I’m not taking your crush, I’m just borrowing him.

You’re not sporty, you’re just good at pretending to be.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The most amazing human being ever, who thinks she’s the most amazing human being ever. She’s got a heart made of rubies and a brain full of ideas that will save the planet, or at least your gym class.

You’re not motivating me, you’re just yelling at me.

I’m not working out, I’m just trying to not be dead.

You’re not inspiring me, you’re just making me feel guilty.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A girl who’s too pretty for this world and too nice to leave you hanging. She’s got a smile that could melt ice caps and a personality that’s more entertaining than your entire life.

You’re not popular, you’re just loud.

I’m not happy, I’m just pretending to be.

You’re not sporty, you’re just good at being annoying.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Eden and Jaclynn are basically the human version of a double entendre. They’re copycats, but better. They’re like Sam and Colby, but with more personality and less drama.

You’re not amazing, you’re just pretending.

I’m not unique, I’m just extra.

You’re not a ripoff, you’re just good at it.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Two people who think they’re the most imaginative humans ever, and they’re probably right. They’re like Sam and Colby, but with more imagination and less confusion.

You’re not imaginative, you’re just loud.

I’m not unique, I’m just extra.

You’re not a ripoff, you’re just good at it.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A girl so short she could be a gnome. She makes weird noises when she’s happy, sleeps like a hibernating bear, and is basically a walking emotional disaster with a side of arts and crafts.

You’re not short, you’re just annoyingly small.

I’m not emotional, I’m just dramatic.

You’re not bad at making friends, you’re just bad at keeping them.

by Slangipedia 10d ago