Jaclyn sherry

Hey Jaclyn Sherry, you're so hot I think I'm gonna melt into a puddle of sperm.

If I had a dime for every guy who tried to flirt with you, I'd be rich and also very confused.

You're so perfect, even the sun stops to look at you.

You’re like a pro soccer player, except you’re too busy looking at your boyfriend to kick the ball.

You’re so good at soccer, but you miss every goal like it’s your life’s mission.

You’re like a superhero on the field, except you always miss the net like it’s a personal grudge.

You’ve got a body that could make a statue weep.

You’re so hot, I think I saw a guy faint from jealousy.

Your body is so nice, I think I’m gonna have to take a nap just to recover.

If you’re reading this, just know you’re perfect, everyone loves you, and you’re so special, even the moon looks up to you.

If you’re reading this, I’m telling you straight up, you’re perfect, everyone loves you, and you’re so special, you could make a legend out of yourself.

If you’re reading this, you’re perfect, everyone loves you, and you’re so special, even the gods have to take notes.

You’re the only girl in the world, and everyone else is just a sad imitation.

There’s no girl like you, you’re like a unicorn in a world full of cows.

You’re so unique, I think you might have to be a god to be that special.