jackzer

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A guy who prefers dead animals over live ones, like a sadist who can't even handle a little moan
My cousin's a jackzer. He tried to date a raccoon and it bit him.
Jackzer got caught with a dead squirrel in his pants at the grocery store.
That jackzer tried to hump a dead cat and it fell off the couch.
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A guy who had a one-night stand and then acted like it was a love story
Jackzer came over for coffee and never left. Now he's my roommate.
That jackzer still calls me 'love' even though we had sex at 2 a. m.
Jackzer didn't even brush his teeth after we had sex. He just stayed over.
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