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A guy who thinks he’s cool but just follows you like a lost puppy.
He DM’d me 10 times because I liked a meme.
He asked me out 3 times in one day.
He tried to be my friend just so he could sit next to me.
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The human version of a goldfish. Always chasing the same thing.
He stares at my Instagram like it’s the last photo on Earth.
He comments on every post I make, even if it’s about cereal.
He follows me to the grocery store just to buy the same snack.
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A guy who thinks being loud equals being cool. He’s not. He’s just annoying.
He screamed my name in the hallway like I was his long lost love.
He texted me in all caps at 2 AM.
He tried to sing a song in the cafeteria and no one listened.
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A guy who thinks he’s a king, but everyone knows he’s just a sad frog in a pond.
He posted a 10-minute video of himself just sitting there.
He said he’s ‘royalty’ because he has 50 followers.
He cried when I blocked him.
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A guy who thinks he’s the main character of a movie. He’s not. He’s the guy who gets bumped off the set.
He texted me a script for a movie he’s making in his head.
He thinks he’s the hero when he just trips over a chair.
He said he’s ‘in the movie’ even though no one asked him to be.
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A guy who can’t handle a little rejection. He’s like a broken toaster.
He cried when I said no to his invite.
He sent me a 200-word apology for me not liking his haircut.
He quit the game when he didn’t get a like on his post.