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a guy who spits cum on a MacBook while watching shemale porn
My cousin is a jackymacy. He eats breakfast and watches shemale porn at the same time.
I saw him crying because his MacBook screen cracked from all the cum.
He tried to hide his cum on the keyboard, but it just looked like a spilled milk disaster.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a man who uses a Mac to jerk off to porn like it’s his job
He’s a jackymacy. He works 9 to 5 and jerks off from 5 to 9.
He told his boss he was sick, but he was really watching shemale porn on his MacBook.
He got fired because he jerked off during a Zoom meeting.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a person who eats cum and porn on a Mac like it’s a full-course meal
Jackymacy is my brother. He eats cum for breakfast, porn for lunch, and Macs for dinner.
He told me he had a date, but he was really watching shemale porn on his MacBook.
He got a new Mac just so he could jerk off to porn in 4K.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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