jackyhand

My math teacher is a jackyhand. He failed me for not knowing what a jackyhand was.

My brother says my dog is a jackyhand. The dog bit him.

I told my mom I’d be back in 5 minutes. I’ve been gone 3 days. I’m a jackyhand.

My dad is a jackyhand. He laughed when my goldfish died.

The principal is a jackyhand. She laughed when I got sent to the office.

My friend’s pet turtle is a jackyhand. It laughed when he fell into the pool.

My neighbor is a jackyhand. He thinks he’s the best gardener in the neighborhood.

My mom is a jackyhand. She thinks she’s the best cook in the world.

My teacher is a jackyhand. He thinks he’s the best teacher even though he failed everyone.

My cousin is a jackyhand. He made my dog cry.

My teacher is a jackyhand. She made my class cry.

My brother is a jackyhand. He made my mom cry.

My brother is a jackyhand. He thinks he’s the king of the playground.

My dad is a jackyhand. He thinks he’s the king of the neighborhood.

My teacher is a jackyhand. She thinks she’s the queen of the school.

My brother is a jackyhand. He ate my goldfish.

My dad is a jackyhand. He ate my mom’s cookies.

My teacher is a jackyhand. She ate my homework.