Jacky So'ed It

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To get money for doing zilch; sitting on your ass while someone else works their guts out and you just laugh and count your cash like it's a paycheck from heaven.

My boss said I'm getting a raise for doing nothing. I asked him why, and he said, 'Because you're good at it.'

I got paid to take a nap. That's what I call a dream job.

I didn't even show up to work today. I just sent a text saying, 'I'm here, I'm working, I'm making money.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

To be given cash for doing nothing; you're paid to be a couch potato and you're happy about it.

I got a check for doing nothing. I signed it, and I walked away like I’d won the lottery.

My job is to stare at the ceiling and drink coffee. I call that a career.

I got paid for doing nothing. My boss said I was the best worker he ever had. I said, 'That’s because I’m the only one who shows up.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

To get money without lifting a finger; you sit there like a fat kid on Christmas morning while everyone else is working their brains out.

I got a paycheck for doing nothing. I said, 'That’s what I call a win.'

I got paid for just breathing. That’s the kind of job I want.

I didn’t do a single thing, but I still got a bonus. My coworkers are jealous, and I’m just sitting here enjoying it.

by Slangipedia 10d ago