Jacky So'ed

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Getting paid to be lazy; sitting on your ass while someone else works; sleeping while your paycheck grows

My boss gives me a raise just for napping in the office.

I got a promotion for doing nothing but eating tacos at my desk.

I got paid to be a human couch.

Getting money for doing zip; taking a break while others work; being paid to be a sack of potatoes

I got a bonus for not showing up to work.

They gave me cash for doing nothing but watching cat videos.

I got paid to sit and stare at the ceiling.

Getting paid to be a do-nothing; taking it easy while others work their butts off; sleeping while your bank account gets richer

I got paid for doing nothing but snoring in meetings.

They paid me to be a human do-nothing machine.

I got money for being a couch with a paycheck.