Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a guy who shoves his stuff through his holes so much they’re like doors with no locks and no respect

He’s got a whole hallway inside him

His holes are so used they’re like revolving doors

You can mail stuff through his holes and he’ll never know

2

a man whose holes are so busy they don’t even need a doorknob, just a shout and a toss

He’s got a post office in there

You can shout through his hole and he’ll answer back

He uses his holes like a drive-thru

3

a guy who doesn’t even need a door, just a hole and a curse word

He’s got a hole so busy it’s got a traffic jam

You can throw your trash through his hole and he’ll yell at you

He uses his hole like a toilet and a portal

4

a man whose holes are so worn out they’re just open windows to his insides

He’s got a view from his hole

You can see his insides from outside

He’s got a window and a hole, both open

5

a guy who uses his holes so much they’re like doors with no brains

He’s got a hole so used it’s got a job

You can send a message through his hole and he’ll reply

His hole is so used it’s got a personality

6

a man who doesn’t need a door, just a hole and a swear word

He’s got a hole that screams at you

You can shout through his hole and he’ll yell back

He uses his hole like a loudspeaker