Jacky-esque

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When someone is being annoyingly cute without knowing they’re being annoyingly cute.
My mom keeps telling me I’m a ‘good boy’ while I’m screaming into my pillow.
My crush texted me ‘I’m just hanging out with my friends’ while I was watching his Instagram story 20 times.
My dog licks my face while I’m eating pizza and I don’t know why I’m smiling.
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When you’re being nice without realizing you’re being nice and it makes you look dumb.
My dad says ‘I’m fine’ while I’m holding his hand and he’s crying in the bathroom.
My friend says ‘I don’t care’ while I’m yelling at her about her ex.
My cat meows at me while I’m eating cereal and I say ‘I’m just being normal.’
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When you’re being a total softie and you don’t even know it.
My brother says ‘I’m not sad’ while I’m crying in the car because he left me behind.
My teacher says ‘I’m just doing my job’ while I’m writing her a 10-page letter about my feelings.
My friend says ‘I’m not hungry’ while I’m feeding her six donuts.
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When you’re being extra nice without knowing you’re being extra nice and it’s embarrassing.
My mom says ‘I’m just cooking’ while I’m eating five pizzas and she’s crying in the kitchen.
My crush says ‘I’m just hanging out’ while I’m watching his Instagram story 40 times.
My dog licks my face while I’m eating cereal and I say ‘I’m just being cool.’
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When you’re being super sweet without knowing it and it makes you look like a baby.
My dad says ‘I’m just tired’ while I’m crying in the car because he left me behind.
My teacher says ‘I’m just doing my job’ while I’m writing her a 10-page letter about my feelings.
My friend says ‘I’m not hungry’ while I’m feeding her six donuts.
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