Jackwhole

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A total waste of human flesh who acts like they own the planet and everyone on it.

My cousin is a jackwhole. He eats my pizza and then yells at me for being fat.

My boss is a jackwhole. He wears socks with sandals and thinks he's a genius.

My dog is a jackwhole. He barks at the mailman and eats my homework.

A person who thinks they're cool but everyone else thinks they're a total mess.

My friend is a jackwhole. He wears sunglasses at noon and still thinks he's a rockstar.

My neighbor is a jackwhole. He plays his music too loud and won't stop talking to my cat.

My teacher is a jackwhole. She gives me pop quizzes and still calls me 'honey'.

Someone who's so dumb they think they're smart and still manage to mess everything up.

My brother is a jackwhole. He tried to fix the TV and now it's broken and he's still bragging.

My friend's dad is a jackwhole. He thinks he's a superhero and still can't tie his shoes.

My pet goldfish is a jackwhole. He won't eat my cereal and keeps swimming in my coffee.

A person who acts like they're the king of the world and everyone else is just there to suffer.

My friend's mom is a jackwhole. She thinks she's a queen and still yells at the grocery store.

My cousin's dog is a jackwhole. He eats my socks and still barks at my brother.

My teacher's cat is a jackwhole. It won't stop knocking things off my desk.

A person who's so full of themselves they think the sky is made of their face and everyone else is just there to worship them.

My brother is a jackwhole. He thinks he's a superhero and still can't do his math homework.

My friend is a jackwhole. He thinks he's the best at everything and still loses at video games.

My neighbor is a jackwhole. He thinks he's a rockstar and still sings in the shower at 3 a. m.