jackwash

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when you’ve had 69 people give you blowjobs and you’re too full to talk, named after Hugh Johnson after he cried during the Lasagna Cat Sex Survey Results video.

I just had a jackwash and my pants are now a second skin.

Hugh Johnson’s face was red after his jackwash moment.

My jackwash was so good I forgot my own name.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

a time when you’ve had 69 sexual partners and your brain melts like a grilled cheese sandwich.

I had a jackwash and now I can’t remember my own phone number.

After my jackwash, I tried to text my mom and sent a pizza emoji instead.

My jackwash was so intense, my dog started barking at my pants.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

when you’ve had 69 sexual partners and you’re so confused you think your pants are a new type of clothing.

I had a jackwash and now I think my pants are a pet.

After my jackwash, I tried to eat my pants for breakfast.

My jackwash was so good I started speaking in rhymes.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

a moment when you’ve had 69 sexual partners and your brain feels like it’s been microwaved.

My jackwash was so hot, I think my brain is now a soup.

After my jackwash, I tried to sing and my voice sounded like a broken kazoo.

I had a jackwash and my pants now have a personality.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

when you’ve had 69 sexual partners and you’re so full you think you’re a burrito.

I had a jackwash and now I’m trying to roll myself up like a taco.

After my jackwash, I tried to walk and my pants started dancing.

My jackwash was so good, I now speak in tacos.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

a time when you’ve had 69 sexual partners and you’re so tired you think you’ve been running a marathon with a goat.

My jackwash was so intense, I now think I’ve been running with a goat.

After my jackwash, I tried to sleep and my bed screamed at me.

I had a jackwash and now I’m a walking meatball.

by Slangipedia 1d ago