jackwanker

He yelled at the barista for giving him the wrong coffee. Just because he got a flat white instead of a latte. And he called her a 'douchebag in disguise.'

He got into a fight with a pigeon because it stared at him. He said it was 'insulting.'

He texted his ex: 'You were never good enough for me. I was the best thing that ever happened to you.' Then he blocked her.

He texted his mom: 'You're just a footnote in my story.' Then he hung up and called her a 'disgrace to the human race.'

He got mad at a traffic jam and yelled at the car in front of him. He said it was 'personal.'

He told his friend he was 'the best man alive' and then called him a 'lame-o' for not agreeing.

He called his boss a 'waste of time' during a meeting and got fired. He said it was 'justified.'

He texted his crush: 'You're just a backup plan. I'm the main event.' Then he blocked her and called her a 'flop.'

He got into a fight with a kid in the park because the kid laughed at him. He said it was 'a personal attack.'

He posted on social media: 'I'm the best. You're all failures. I'm the only one who matters.' Then he called his followers 'losers.'

He yelled at a waiter for bringing the wrong dish. He said it was 'an insult to his greatness.'

He told his friend he was 'the king of the world' and then called him a 'failure' for not believing him.

He texted his crush: 'You're just a footnote in my story. I'm the main event.' Then he blocked her and called her a 'waste of time.'

He got into a fight with a kid at the mall because the kid said he was 'annoying.' He said it was 'a personal attack.'

He called his boss a 'disgrace to the human race' and got fired. He said it was 'justified.'