jackwaggon

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a huge idiot who thinks he's the boss of everything and would probably crash the whole damn planet if he had the chance

He tried to park in a phone booth and said it was 'a strategic move.'

He ran a red light because the light was 'talking to him.'

He thought a traffic cone was a traffic signal and yelled at it for being 'disrespectful.'

a person who can't tell the difference between a spelling test and a spelling bee, and probably has a map of the UK stuck to their head

He tried to spell 'wagon' and wrote 'waggon' and called it a 'British upgrade.'

He told the teacher he was from the UK because he 'knew how to spell it right.'

He thought the UK was a type of pizza and asked for 'more UK on his slice.'

a guy who thinks driving is a contest and has no idea how to win

He tried to pass three cars at once and ended up in the ditch.

He drove like he was on a video game and yelled 'I'm invincible!' when he hit a stop sign.

He tried to parallel park in a tight spot and ended up parking in a fire hydrant's face.