jackwacker

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A human that fails at everything except thinking about their own dick. They can't even make a sandwich without crying.

My roommate is a jackwacker. He burnt the toast and still thinks he's a chef.

My mom is a jackwacker. She can't even tie her shoes without yelling at the laces.

My dog is a jackwacker. He barked at a cloud and got yelled at by the sky.

A fake jackass you have to pretend is cool because your cousin's virgin ears are watching you die inside.

That guy in the car is a jackwacker. I almost ran him over just to save my soul.

My dad is a jackwacker. He honked at a squirrel and got stuck in traffic.

My teacher is a jackwacker. She gave me a D for not paying attention to her face.