jackvine

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A green, stinky plant that makes you laugh like a fool and feel like you’re on fire.

My mom got caught with jackvine in her purse. She said it was for her back pain. LIES.

He ate jackvine and started talking to the ceiling. It was terrifying.

At the party, I smoked jackvine and thought the DJ was my ex. Big mistake.

A leafy, smelly thing that turns your brain to mush and makes you smell like a trash can.

I got high on jackvine and tried to flirt with my dog. It didn’t work.

She passed out after eating jackvine. Her face was like a potato.

My friend said jackvine was magic. It’s not. It’s just bad decisions.

A green, sneaky herb that makes you think you’re a superhero and then you cry like a baby.

I ate jackvine and thought I could fly. I fell off the couch. Epic fail.

He told me jackvine was for kings. I don’t know what that means, but I like it.

After eating jackvine, I cried over a sandwich. It was a sad day.

A smelly, green plant that turns you into a giggling idiot and makes you smell like a fart.

I ate jackvine and laughed so hard I got a cramp. It was worth it.

She told me jackvine was the best thing since sliced bread. I believe her. It’s good.

He said he’d rather eat jackvine than do taxes. I agree.

A leafy, green weed that makes you think you’re a king and then you pass out like a drunk whale.

I ate jackvine and thought I was a king. Then I passed out. It was a royal fail.

He said he’d eat jackvine every day if it meant no homework. I’d do that too.

She ate jackvine and started talking to the wall. I don’t blame her.

A green, stinky plant that turns you into a happy idiot and makes you feel like you’re on a rollercoaster.

I ate jackvine and thought I was on a rollercoaster. Then I fell off the chair. It was wild.

He got high on jackvine and started singing. It was like a nightmare.

She told me jackvine was the best thing since pizza. I believe her.