jackusation

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A fancy word for when a girl says a guy with no skills must have peed himself before getting cozy on a trampoline.
Why did you fail me? You had to pee before we started!
You couldn't even finish the game. You had to go to the bathroom first!
You had no power. You had to pee on the trampoline.
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A dumb excuse a girl uses to say a guy with no energy had to go to the bathroom before bouncing with her.
You couldn’t even make it through the first round. You had to take a break before we started!
You had no stamina. You had to go to the bathroom first!
You couldn’t even bounce. You had to go to the bathroom.
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A girl’s way of saying a guy with no talent had to go to the bathroom before getting all bouncy with her.
You couldn’t even finish one round. You had to take a break before we started!
You had no power. You had to go to the bathroom first!
You couldn’t even bounce. You had to take a break.
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