Jackus-Tovis

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A smelly, beak-faced freak that looks like a duck and a monkey had a baby and then threw a hissy fit. They don’t have any junk down there, which is why they’re so rare and people laugh at them like they’re the worst.
My cousin saw one in the park and yelled, 'That thing is uglier than my math teacher!'
At the zoo, a kid threw a sandwich at a Jackus-Tovis and it let out a fart that smelled like rotten eggs.
My mom said, 'If I saw one, I’d punch it until it cried.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A weird, beak-nosed fella that looks like a monkey and a duck had a fight and then made a baby. They don’t have any parts down there, so they’re rare and people make fun of them like they’re the most embarrassing thing ever.
My brother said, 'I’d rather be eaten by a bear than hang out with a Jackus-Tovis.'
A guy on the bus yelled, 'That thing just let out a gas that made me cry!'
My dad said, 'If I saw one, I’d kick it until it went home.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A smelly, beak-faced animal that looks like a monkey crossed with a duck, but with no junk. People think they’re gross and laugh at them like they’re the worst kind of loser.
My friend said, 'I saw one and it stank like a gym sock in the summer.'
A kid at school wrote, 'Jackus-Tovis: the only thing worse than my math test.'
My neighbor said, 'If I saw one, I’d scream and run like a baby.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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