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A guy who can't stop thinking about cream. He doesn't want his friends to know that cream is just a fancy word for cum. When asked, he just shrugs and says it's not cum, but he also doesn't explain what it is.
Why does he always bring cream to the party? He's just trying to hide his cum obsession.
He says it's not cum. But it's definitely not milk.
He tried to explain cream. Nobody understood. Even his mom left.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who lives for cream. He denies it's cum. But he still brings it everywhere. He's like a kid with a snack bag and no shame.
He brought cream to the football game. No one asked questions. Everyone just got confused.
He says it's not cum. But he brought it to the funeral.
He brought cream to the family dinner. His uncle fainted.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who loves cream more than his own dignity. He doesn't want people to know it's cum. But he still brings it. He's like a man who brings a sandwich to a war.
He brought cream to the fight. No one knew what was happening.
He says it's not cum. But it's definitely not coffee.
He brought cream to the office. Everyone got suspicious.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who can't handle the truth. He denies that cream is cum. But he still brings it everywhere. He's like a kid who brings a snack to a screaming match.
He brought cream to the screaming match. No one knew what to do.
He says it's not cum. But it's definitely not juice.
He brought cream to the school play. Everyone was confused.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who lives for cream. He doesn't want people to know it's cum. But he brings it anyway. He's like a man who brings a pie to a war.
He brought cream to the war. No one expected that.
He says it's not cum. But it's definitely not cake.
He brought cream to the birthday party. Everyone was confused.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who thinks cream is the best thing ever. He doesn't want people to know it's cum. But he still brings it. He's like a man who brings a snack to a screaming match.
He brought cream to the screaming match. No one knew what to do.
He says it's not cum. But it's definitely not soda.
He brought cream to the office. Everyone got suspicious.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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