1 A person who spells like a drunk parrot and writes like a kid who just got kicked out of a library. Expand I wana go to the beechMy dog is a litle bit fatterI think u r a big dummy + Examples
2 Someone who makes the English language cry and then laughs at it. Expand I ate a sandwitch for breackfastShe is the most purty girl in the classI don't know what the word is + Examples
3 A human who thinks punctuation is just a suggestion and grammar is a myth. Expand I went to the store and buyed a appleHe is the bestest man everI don't like you very much at all + Examples
4 A person who can't tell the difference between a sentence and a random thought. Expand I like pizza and also dogs and maybe mathThe sky is blue because it isI think I might be hungry + Examples
5 Someone who writes like they're texting a friend and forgot how to make words. Expand I just ate a taco and it was goodMy dog is a good dogI think this is the best day ever + Examples
6 A person who thinks 'they're' is just a fancy way to say 'they are' and doesn't know the difference. Expand They are my best friendThey're my favorite colorThey are the most annoying kid in the class + Examples