Jacktion

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When Jack does something so crazy and brutal it makes your brain explode and your mom cry. It's like when he kicks a door in and then eats a grenade for breakfast.
Jacktion happened when he shot three guys with one bullet and then yelled at the sky.
I saw a Jacktion when he broke a chair in half with his bare hands and then laughed.
That was a Jacktion! He jumped out of a plane and landed on a terrorist like it was a couch.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jacktion is when Jack does something so wild and crazy it makes your face look like a melting ice cream cone. It’s like when he fights ten guys at once and still has time to eat a taco.
Jack had a Jacktion when he ran through a fire and then punched a guy into the next dimension.
That was a Jacktion! He took out an entire army with nothing but a pen and a smirk.
Jacktion when he survived a bomb and then did a backflip while screaming at the moon.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jacktion is when Jack does something so stupid and awesome it makes your brain go 'what the actual heck?'. It’s like when he walks into a room full of enemies and then eats one.
Jack had a Jacktion when he talked a robot into surrendering with nothing but a sandwich.
That was a Jacktion! He drove a car through a wall and then did a karate chop on a guy’s head.
Jacktion when he turned a terrorist into a pancake with one kick.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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