jackthegamer82

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The worst and best Arsenal player. Like a broken toaster that also makes coffee.
He scored a goal then missed a penalty. Classic jackthegamer82.
He ran like a chicken and passed like a robot.
He was the reason I cried during the game.
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A player who makes you want to throw things but also cheer like a madman.
He made a stunning save then fell over. I laughed and cried.
He tried to tackle a man and got tackled by three.
He scored a goal with his face. Literally.
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The Arsenal player who’s so bad he’s good. Like a cursed potato.
He missed every shot but still got the assist.
He ran in circles for ten minutes. It was glorious.
He was the only one who could beat the ref.
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