jackthealienboy

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a brainless meat sack who thinks they're a genius
Jack tried to explain quantum physics like it was a TikTok trend.
He said he could fix the economy with a single tweet and a pizza.
He told me he invented the wheel and forgot about it.
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the human version of a broken toaster
He turned on the TV and it exploded because he 'didn't know how to use it properly.'
He tried to text his mom and sent a picture of a sock instead.
He said he was a king and demanded everyone call him 'Your Royal Nonsense.'
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a person who thinks they’re cool but they’re just sad
He posted a selfie with no shirt on and cried because no one liked it.
He tried to start a band and just screamed into a microphone for 10 minutes.
He said he was a superhero and got mad when no one believed him.
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