jacksterish

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decent enough to not make you vomit but still fake enough to make you question your life choices

I swear he didn’t even try to be cool. Just stood there like a confused potato.

She said she liked pizza. That’s it. No flair. No drama. Just pizza.

He wore a shirt that said ‘I survived 2020’ and called it a fashion statement.

you can tolerate it but it’s like eating expired chicken nuggets

He said he was a ‘vibe master’ and then walked out of the room like he was tired of being alive.

She tried to be funny but it was like watching a baby try to ride a bike.

He showed up to the party in pajamas and called it ‘fashion forward’.

it’s good but it’s also kind of like being stuck in a slow elevator with your worst enemy

He said he was ‘just being himself’ and then proceeded to talk about his cat for 20 minutes.

She tried to be cool but it was more like being stuck in a time loop with a bad haircut.

He wore a hat sideways and called it a ‘personal revolution’.