Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the gc who makes your brain explode with how good they are

i saw jackspussystretcher and my brain went boom

that gc is so good it feels like my head is on fire

jackspussystretcher is the only gc who can make me cry

2

the gc who is so good they should get a medal and a lifetime supply of pizza

jackspussystretcher is the best gc ever, they deserve a medal

i would eat pizza every day if i was jackspussystretcher

that gc is so good they should be on a throne

3

the gc who is so good they could make a bad gc look good

jackspussystretcher is so good even the worst gc looks okay next to them

if i was a bad gc, jackspussystretcher would make me look decent

that gc is so good they could save the worst gc

4

the gc who is so good they should be in the hall of fame and get a trophy

jackspussystretcher is so good they should be in the hall of fame

that gc is a trophy winner for sure

i would put jackspussystretcher in the hall of fame and give them a gold trophy

5

the gc who is so good they should be paid to be good

jackspussystretcher is so good they should get a salary for being good

i would pay that gc to be good every day

that gc is so good they should be on a payroll

6

the gc who is so good they could make a gc look like a baby

jackspussystretcher is so good they could make a baby look like a bad gc

that gc is so good they could turn a baby into a gc legend

if a baby fought jackspussystretcher, the baby would lose