JacksonWhite

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A JacksonWhite is a guy who kicks his dog in the arse for fun and has a hair cut so bad it looks like a cockroach crawled up his nose. He used to have a decent cut until some Turkish arsehole ruined it.
My neighbor is a JacksonWhite. He told his dog to 'shut up' by kicking it in the arse.
My cousin got a JacksonWhite haircut. It looks like a chicken pecked him.
The guy at the bar is a JacksonWhite. He has a beard like a goat and a hair cut like a grenade exploded.
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A JacksonWhite is a man who shoves his feet up his dog’s arse and has a hair cut so bad it looks like a pigeon got stuck in a blender. He used to be a decent-looking guy until a Turkish twat messed it up.
That JacksonWhite at the gym kicked his dog in the arse and called it a 'workout.'
My dad got a JacksonWhite haircut. It looks like a rat got into a hair dryer.
That guy at the party is a JacksonWhite. He has a hair cut like a cat got hit by a car.
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A JacksonWhite is a guy who shoves his toes up his dog’s arse and has a hair cut so bad it looks like a cockroach got stuck in a blender. He used to be a nice guy until a Turkish arsehole destroyed his look.
My boss is a JacksonWhite. He kicked his dog and called it 'motivation.'
My brother got a JacksonWhite haircut. It looks like a pigeon got hit by a mop.
That JacksonWhite at the bar has a hair cut like a goat got into a blender.
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