Jacksonville Superspreader Conveyor Belt

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When two unvaccinated fools get sick with COVID and then decide to eat each other's butts while also taking way too many laxatives to make it worse.

My friend and I turned into a giant poop machine after the Superspreader Conveyor Belt.

We had no taste left and it was all because of our dumb ass choices.

I ate my partner's butt like it was a dessert and I didn't care.

When two unvaccinated people get sick with COVID and then make each other's butts their main course while also shoving laxatives down their throats.

I ate my friend's butt like it was a main course and I was still hungry.

We took so many laxatives, we looked like we were about to explode.

After eating each other's butts, we both lost our taste and it was the worst.

When two unvaccinated people catch COVID and then take laxatives like they're going out of style and eat each other’s butts for fun.

I took so many laxatives, I thought I was going to die from the inside.

We ate each other’s butts because we had nothing better to do.

After the Superspreader Conveyor Belt, we looked like we had been through a war.