Jacksonville Pool

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A stupid version of pool where you just throw any ball in any hole and hope you don’t get called out for being a lazy idiot.
I threw the 8-ball in the corner hole and said ‘game’ like I won the lottery.
My friend picked up the 5-ball and just flung it in the hole like it was a math problem.
I didn’t even touch the cue ball and got 10 points. I’m a god.
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A pool game for people who are too lazy to actually play the real game and just want to feel good about themselves.
I picked up the 9-ball and put it in the hole like I was Einstein.
My cousin just grabbed the 3-ball and threw it in the hole like it was a job interview.
I didn’t even look at the table. I just said ‘I win’ and left.
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A messed-up version of pool where you don’t need skill, just the ability to pick up a ball and stick it in a hole like it was your last chance to be cool.
I took the 7-ball and put it in the hole like I was the president of the universe.
My brother just grabbed the 4-ball and flung it in the hole like he was trying to impress my mom.
I didn’t even use the cue stick. I just grabbed the ball and said ‘game’ like I was a legend.
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