Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you give the judge a blow job just to skip your time in jail

I gave the judge a blow job and got out of jail early

He didn't even have to use a condom

I got off with 3 years instead of 10 because of my good oral skills

2

The judge took your money and let you go free like you were his new best friend

I paid the judge $20,000 and got out of jail

He let me go because I gave him a Lamborghini

He didn't even ask for a bribe, just a new watch

3

You let the judge take your virginity just to get out of prison

I lost my virginity to the judge and went free

He didn't even have to be nice about it

I got 5 years less in exchange for my first time

4

You seduced the judge so he wouldn't send you to jail for life

I seduced the judge and got out of jail

He fell for my charm and let me go

He let me go because I told him I'd be his mistress

5

You let the judge beat you up and then let you go free

The judge beat me up and then let me go

I got out of jail because I took the punishment

He didn't even need a bribe, just a good punch

6

You promised the judge your firstborn just to get out of jail

I promised the judge my firstborn and got out of jail

He let me go because I gave him a baby deal

He said I had to give him my kid or I'd be in jail forever