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Jacksonville Ohio is the place that thinks it's way better than Chauncey Ohio and Glouster Ohio, even though all three are stuck in the same crummy high school like they're all in the same stupid family.
My cousin from Glouster said I was from Jacksonville, and I flipped my lid. I told her I’d rather be stuck with Glouster than her.
At the football game, someone from Chauncey said Jacksonville was the worst. The whole school started a fight.
I got into a screaming match with my friend because he said his town was better than mine. We still don't talk.
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Jacksonville Ohio is like the ugly step-sister of Chauncey and Glouster, who thinks she’s the best, even though Chauncey is the one who’s always getting in trouble and Glouster is the one who’s always crashing the car.
I got called a Jacksonville kid at the store, and I said, ‘At least I don’t live in Glouster.’ They just laughed at me.
My mom told me I was from Jacksonville, and I told her I would rather live in Glouster than be stuck with her.
I texted my friend and said, ‘You’re from Chauncey, I’m from Jacksonville. You’re trash, and I’m slightly less trash.’
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Jacksonville Ohio is the town that thinks it's the best, even though it's just 2 miles from Glouster, and all the kids go to the same school, so they're all just stuck together like a messy family.
My friend said I was from Jacksonville, and I said, ‘At least I’m not from Glouster.’ He said, ‘You’re both trash, but I like yours better.’
At the mall, someone asked where I was from, and I said Jacksonville. They said, ‘You’re just 2 miles from Glouster, why even bother?’
My teacher told me I was from Jacksonville, and I said, ‘I would rather be from Chauncey.’ He said, ‘You’re all just a mess.’
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