Jacksonville Jizz Bomb

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You sneak into a dark back street and blast your willy into a happy meal cup then chuck it at someone walking by like they owe you money.

I saw him in the shadows with a Happy Meal cup and a face like he just lost his dog.

That guy threw a McDonald's cup at my face while I was eating a burger. I’m still mad.

He was in the alley like it was his job, cup in hand, ready to make someone’s day worse.

You crouch in a narrow street, blast your junk into a McDonald's cup, and fling it at someone like they're the villain in your story.

I got hit with a McDonald’s cup right in the face. I didn’t even know what hit me.

He was hiding in the alley like a ninja, and I was the target.

That cup flew like it had a grudge against me.

You hide in a dark corner, blast your willy into a McDonald's cup, and throw it at someone like you're trying to kill their vibe.

That cup flew at my head like it was trying to end my life.

He was in the shadows, ready to mess with my day.

I got hit with a McDonald’s cup and I didn’t even know who did it.